Narg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[G.0.N vs B.E.O]

ENOUGH GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE PLEASE!!!

I'm sorry man but I barely liked this one bit. It's just a pointless mish mash of meaningless violence. There's no substance or anything. It doesn't really need a plot so I won't say anything about that. I have, however, one good thing to say about it, the 'look up you dumbass!' gag was great.

[Burnt Face Man's Trailer]

I'm slightly disappointed

I don't really like Burnt Face Man, he's too...real (in relation to your other work). Definitely better than the first Burnt Face Man thing you did. That...sucked (I'm sorry but I had to say it, really I am sorry). Keep doing what you want, make your things for yourself not for us, but just know that I think you're better at surreal stuff.

[Scribbler]

I really need to stop giving everything 10

Shit man, this is like one of the best things ever! I love all of your work, but this is definitely one of my favourites. Everything in it just fits together so well and combines to have a really powerful effect on the viewer. I need to visit Chernobyl sometime so that when I get back I can give your work at least three thumbs up!

[Salad Fingers Episode 5]

Much Awesomeness

By a universal standard this is awesome, however by your standard it's kinda average (note the subtle compliment). I definitely think that Salad Fingers 2 is the best. In everything of yours you can never really be sure what is real or not, and therein lies the effect. Awesome work as usual, rock on!

[The Last Unicorn]

I'll never go near a monkey again!

I've never seen anyone else that animates like that, your style is very original and cool. In the humour department it was bit lame, but the idea was still pretty cool. Your backgrounds, especially aboard the spaceship were very effective, and the music fitted really well. Nice work, very cinematic.

[Another Day Two]

subtle awesomeness

I like these things, they are so awesome. Somebody needs to be doing something relaxed and mellowed out. Nearly everything I see these days is violence violence violence. This is just so refreshing. By the way what music is that? IT'S AWESOME AND I WANT IT! It sounds kinda like Xavier Rudd.

[The Takamori Legend]

Goodness aplenty

Awwww, I'm sad because there are all these people who can animate so much better than me. Anyhoo, this is awesome. I know it's an action thing, and usually I don't like mindless action flicks, but it was done so bloody well! Zounds, ye rocketh!

[Another Day]

Yay!!! something non-violent for a change!!

I don't know what that was about, but it was awesome. Me likey very much!!

[part 2: synj vs horrid]

what bloody good is a ten, tell me!!!!

My...God. How the fuck can you do that, dude! This is like the awesomest thing ever! The animation is something I could never do (awww now I feel sad), the music was perfect, and it was all done so cinematically. You should be a professional director, you are that good!!! Like seriously I can't put into words what I'm feeling after seeing this!!! Gawd daym, boy, gawd daym!!!!!

[Auf Achse]

nice, but a bit superficial

from a technical aspect this was masterful. Your animating techniques are very cinematic and cool. The choice of music is very appropriate (I myself don't like Franz Ferdinand but I still can appreciate it). From a conceptual point of view, and keep in mind that this is simply my opinion, it's a bit superficial. I generally tend to disagree with the whole love at first sight thing, that's not love, that's lust. The violence was necessary for symbolism, but THESE FUCKING VIOLENCE-FREAK REVIEWERS PISS ME OFF! I mean wow, he beat up a bunch of guys, does that make a good flick? NO! GOOD DIRECTION AND SUBSTANCE MAKE A GOOD FLICK! Anyways I'll stop prattling and sum it up with one word: niiiiiiiiice.

AligatorHead responds:

im tired, i dont feel like rebuting.