Narg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Free Fall]

This is the kind of shit a 7-year-old thinks up

That was not funny, not one bit, in fact it was quite the opposite of funny. Not for the fact that it was dirty toilet humour, but because this is what monkeys do.

[Mech Warrior]

Boring

It's your first flick, and it sucked many robot donkey balls, but don't worry you WILL get better (you have nowhere to go but up).

[pink panther]

Make your own character dude

The only sound was the music, the graphics were not all that good (but excusable, everybody's gotta start somewhere), but what I really didn't like was that this was just a thing about somebody else's character. I think you can make up your own shit, and I strongly suggest that you do. It'll make your stuff more original, more interesting, and give you more creative control. I'm sorry, I'm just really sick of these fanfiction thingies.

[The Breakfast Club]

Do people buy bacon like that?

Does bacon really come in a packet like that? I dunno man that just seems like too much packaging. Anyway, yeah his was very entertaining, and given the nature of this flick that is no mean feat. In this day and age it is getting more and more difficult to entertain without resorting to violence. This was cute, funny (not laugh out loud funny, silent smiley funny) and quite refreshing. Thou art most worthy of the 5 I to thee presenteth.

[Theoden, Horsemaster]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't like ham, but this was awesome. Nice job

[Sonic Vs. Mario - Part 3]

meh

reasonably well put together, but not great. I hate sprites, I believe that you shouldn't use anything you didn't create yourself. Also, for a 22-year-old you have a pretty tentative grasp of the English language.

[Jiggly Rampage]

I'm very sorry, really I am, but that sucked

I hate sprites, I really do, they're a stupid excuse for people to not come up with their own stuff and not to do their own graphics, but I won't let my opinions affect my review. Even with prejudices aside, this sucked. I believe that you are easily capable of doing something better than this (notice I am not saying that you suck, as many others tend to).

[Pulsatilla (Teaser)]

pretty good

Yeah, a lot of people aren't going to know what's going on, but whatever. Graphically this was niiiiiiice, verry niiice, but not much really happened. Your direction style is nice, and if you're not a professional musician you should be because that music is awesome! Rock on!

[(2004) Help im stuck!]

heheh, that was great

There weren't any good standalone jokes, but as a whole this was pretty damn funny. I loved the way you ended it, the guy deserved for being so ignorant. Do you use a webcam to do these, and if so, what kind is it?

[Heart's Valentine's Day]

eh, not bad

Yeah that was alright. Not the best thing I've seen, but it's a damn sight better that a lot of the crap that gets submitted by those 12-14 year-old immature fucks. By the way, speaking of immature: aren't you that gay-hater in the forums?

RedPhoenix responds:

I don't hate gay people; however, I will say that I disagree with that lifestyle. People have a choice in how they live their life; this is one way in which people choose to live.

What's more important is whether or not a person is a Christian. That is, if someone has confessed all of their wrongdoings to God and accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior from punishment.

Why become a Christian though? Have you ever lied? Cheated? Lusted after someone? Then that would make you a lying, cheating, adulterer (in the Bible, it states that lusting after someone is the same as committing adultery with them). Does someone like this deserve to get into Heaven? I think most would agree not. This is the reason that Christ came: to live a perfect life (without ever doing evil of any kind) and to be the faultless sacrifice that was needed to get into Heaven. He lived a perfect life because He knew that we wouldn't. By accepting Him, we give our sins and wrongdoings to Jesus Christ so that we can be seen as acceptable to enter Heaven in God's Presence.

For what judge, in their right mind, would allow a lying, cheating, adulterer into Heaven?

"For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord" Romans 6:23

“If you confess with your mouth, ‘Jesus is Lord,’ and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Romans 10:9