Narg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Joe Smoker]

Niiice

Even though the graphics are pretty beginner, this was a well put together film. I liked the labelling thing, that worked really well, kinda reminds me of that scene in 'Fight Club' when the narrator (it's funny that you never learn his name) is walking around his apartment and labels are appearing all over his stuff like in a catalogue. Anyway if you haven't seen it, SEE IT!!!! And uuhhh..yeah...nice flick.

[the Orange Pongo]

YAY!!!!

That was nicely done, and pretty funny too. The music was funky and kept me watching.

[Lepo 1: Hunting]

hehe...yeah

That was pretty cute, and kinda funny too. I won't bother saying anything aboot the size, seeing as everyone else has already. What turned me off was that he still didn't get any food at the end, but it was pretty good anyway. What I really liked was that it wasn't one of those tryhard stupid corny action things that seem to be churned out on this site. Nice work.

Violet-AIM responds:

Sorry for the late review Narg. I don't always check my old flash that often. The poor guy isn't too good at hunting, which is why he is thin and starving.

[Euphoria Team]

bah!

This was trippy but not in the good way. The animation's not that great either. Most of the time I was just waiting for this to end. I'm sorry (really I am, I don't like giving bad reviews, I'm really a very nice person).

[HL3: Headcrabs!]

pretty clever but not very interesting

I think it's pretty clever considering you used mostly existing sound files, and did a good job of fitting them together too. However in itself this wasn't very entertaining, and would probably be even less so if the viewer was not familiar with half-life. Luckily for you a lot of the people who go here are no-life losers who do nearly nothing but play video-games - and HL one of the most popular games ever, that too, even though I don't generally tend to play computer games. Nice job.

[Hoy te amo ++]

very entertaining

That was cool, mostly because of your style. I really like the shaky camera effect thingy you did, that gave a really strong effect of speed and dynamism. Also, I noticed you have a number of subtle ways of keeping the audience interested, for example LOOKING AT HER TITS ALL THE TIME!! Yeah, it's kinda shameful, but hey, if it works.

[Renaissance]

Niiice

There's not much I can say about this, and I'm tired anyway, so I'll just say this: great animation, nice music, awesome direction, messsage a little unclear.

[--Where is my Mind?]

Dude, you are not 15

You can't be only 15. I am 16, considered pretty deep and artistic, and I doubt I could do something like this. I doubt I would do something like this, I'm too much of a happy person. This was pretty damn good. I LOVE the Pixies, and it means so much to find another who even KNOWS them. This is one of the awesomest songs of all time, but I don't think it was appropriate. I mean, yeah the title fits, but I always considered this song to be kinda happy -in a deranged, stoned sort of way. Your art is great. Your direction style is great. Everything (except possibly the song choice) is great. You (drumroll - tatatatatatatatatatatatatat...) ROCK!!!!!

[Wembley Park - Ep13]

not very interesting

I'm sorry, but it's not. The graphics are nice though.

[Man Gets Broadband]

No.......no no no...no...

It was...interesting. I mean, I have broadband (well I should bloody well hope so), but I'm not THAT obsessive. I guess it's sort of a warning. I don't understand - or like - the ending, I draw the line at stuffing shit down a bird's throat.