Narg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Prophylactic Tactic]

AAAWWWEEESSSSSSOOOMMMEE!!!!!!!

I can't say much more than that. Lost a point for the homophobia. If you are homophobes, I may have to cut you (I'm not gay, just not prejudiced). Prejudice does not belong in such a beautiful piece of work.

[Trek Wars Episode 2]

Know...should...blam...but.........CAN'T!!!

This was, for the most part, absolutely terrible. It some bits it was boring, in others lame. However, your immensely clever use of sound bites saved this. You got lucky.

[Mr DRAGOoN BREATH]

short and sweet

I write a lot of really long reviews, I must be really up myself. Anyway, yeah this was funny. I love his little hysterical laugh! It was pretty short, but you didn't leave anything open, which is good, and everything closed really nicely. Your direction style is pretty cinematic, and a welcome relief from all those people who wouldn't bloody change the camera (lets call it camera even though it's an animation) angle if their life depended upon it! You integrated the photo(s?) really well, and it was pretty convincing. And your animating style is quite nice. All in all, everything is great, but not absolutely bloody amazing.

McRhyme responds:

nice to get some new feedback on this short animation. I'm thinkning about making some new animations with Mr DragoonBreath.

[Best Of Rodney Mullen]

meh

First of all man, you need to be prepared to take shitty reviews and scores, not everyone is going to like what you do, and everyone is entitled to an opinion. Now, to the movie. I tried something like this ages ago, with my brother on his board (and I thought I was the only one!) so I can appreciate how fucking long this takes to do, so I won't penalize you for it being kinda short. Like some others, I really liked how you only coloured the board to make it the centre of attention, that's really clever. But on the whole it wasn't very interesting, It would probably be more impressive if you did this with your own video of you and some mates, and perhaps made it longer. Nice work, but could be a lot better. Sorry for prattling on like this.

[Time for Tubbies]

No.......no no no...no...

That was wrong, but strangely funny. I won't blam it, even though I probably should, for the good of mankind.

[How to Change T.P.]

What?

This was absolute shit, quite ironic considering the subject material. Boring and pointless.

[CletustheFetus halloween]

Pretty good

I liked it mostly becasue the girl was dressed as Strong Bad. Heeyyy I wrote becasue, which sounds like someone saying Picasso while sneezing! Wow! Anyway, yeah it was pretty short and not much happened, but the theme is alright (check out 'Skeletor's Bakery' - aaaawwwweesssssooommmme theme), and the credits went for longer than the...it, which is never good. But overall this was great.

[Wacked! Episode 14]

almost awesome

that was hella good! Your direction style is excellent, very cinematic, and the humour was pretty good (if a bit predictable in bits). This is the first one I've seen and it makes me want to see the others! And by the way, a message to thehate below, it wasn't two Jedi, it was a Jedi and a some Star Trek guy with a phaser, but yours is an easy mistake to make (Aaaah, help! I'm a Star Wars fiend not Star Trek! I'm not supposed to know anything about Star Trek!!).

[Animash]

Niiice

This didn't really need a storyline as it was just an animation showoff thingy. Bearing that in mind this is bloody excellent! Good on all of you!

[That's My Dollar!]

pretty standard

Yeah, this is what nearly everybody starts out doing -stick battles. Trust me, you grow out of them pretty quick. However you managed to pull it off a lot better than most. This is as good as, if not better than - yeah, definitely better than - a lot of things by people who have submitted lots of things. Good job.

ZKnight responds:

Yeah, I already know that I don't want to make another stick fight. Thanks though, there's too much crap being submitted every two seconds these days.

Thanx for the review.