Narg's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[RL: 10 Second Insanity]

Pretty damn funny

I'm wondering, did the Lock Legion form to counteract the crappiness of the Clock Crew? Coz if so, the they've succeeded in a big way. This is great in all areas, and funny as shit (shit that is very funny).

Trine responds:

The Locks were created originally by a bunch of Clock Crew members as a joke. BananaLock came along and decided to turn it into an actual flash group. The Locks and Clocks have been at peace, and we are members at each other's sites.
Locks <3 Clocks!
-BlackCherryLock
What he said...
-Sandman0277

[Bob Makes A Friend]

Hehe...yeah

I wish you wouldn't put on accents, for 3 reasons:
1. You should be proud to be Australian
2. Your accents keep slipping
3. You sound better talking normally anyway
This was pretty entertaining, and the style is kinda similar to mine. It was not laugh-out-loud funny, but the kind of funny that is constant and subtle, and generally leaves feeling like it was funny, but you can't recall any particular funny part, and I like stuff like that. Good job.

[Jujube's Comeback]

Whoa, ickle dogs, triumphant?

Just a sequence of pictures of dogs and...things. Not particularly entertaining. I don't know how this was the review crew pick, must be a joke.

JujubeLock responds:

It was a conspiracy of the five Jewish bankers.

[The Media]

Clever

It's weird, I was just being told today by a university lecturer about how the media filters information and have control over what information gets to the public. This was funny, but also deep, very deep. The only part I didn't like was the bulgy eye gag, you can copy The Simpsons, Family Guy, Monty Python, etc., but you can never copy Daria. Don't ask me why, you just can't, don't do it again. Great work with this, however I think you used "Of course I do, who doesn't?" perhaps a bit too much, but still great work.

[Magical Trevor2]

Heheh...poo

Trev rocks!

[Evil Josh & Billy]

Aaaaaaaah Spoon of Dooooooooooooom!

Nice work on this, 'twas hell funy. I like your animation style, simple yet effective. The voice acting was great. sTory was good too. Overall, great work on this.

Why did you dump the spoon on us? What did we ever do to you?

[The Andrew Show (Ep 5)]

Your best yet

I love this series, it's funny in a less 'trying too hard be funny and only partially succeeding' way (as a lot of things are) and more in a relaxed 'don't have to try too hard as the funny comes naturally' sort of way, if that makes sense, which it probably doesn't. Anyway, great work, you are creating stuff far beyond your years.

[FF: Mixed in Balamb2(1/3)]

That big sword is silly

I don't know jack aboot FF (but I know a bit aboot bladed weapons), so I'm alowed to say that that big sword is ridiculous. At least that gun-sword thingy looks nice. Both would be very ineffective in reality. Anyway, the movie. I found it funny, which is an achievement because I'm not an FF player. The graphics were awesome, even though I don't like anime. Everything was great.

Except that ridiculous sword...but you didn't create that.

[Just Another War]

Very true

I liked how it was not Earth. You're not saying, "this is what is happening," you are creating your own story and letting the viewers draw the comparison themselves, very subtle. I like your art, it's not the absolute best thing I've seen, but it's a damn sight better than mine. The whole thing was just powerful as everything - music, graphics, story - came together in a seamless whole. I loved the rose scene, it was especially powerful. Nice work making up those languages, they were pretty convincing. The magma weapon is cool, you must have some pretty scary dreams. Great work man.

[Otis The Ovary Trailer]

Looks good

Yeah the animation was a bit choppy but that's what practice is for, so no real problem there. Interesting concept you have, I hope there will be ovary jokes. There's not really any point in making a non-human character unless you can use it for humorous purposes. That was great how you payed out action films with heaps of violence and car chases. Nice job.

M-C-K-E-N-Z-I-E responds:

thanx narg. I'll be taking a lot more care with the actual series, and yes ovary jokes will be used trust me